when ur hunty starts spilling that tea and you just sit back and
Omg best thing I’ve ever seen
I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just
remember to ask your parents permission before procuring dead bodies
"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.
So this happened
I would marry whomever this man was…
Troll masters of Texas.
Makes me happy to be from San Antonio.