versaceslut:

when ur hunty starts spilling that tea and you just sit back and

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samioli:

hanna619:

Omg best thing I’ve ever seen

I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just

iguanamouth:

remember to ask your parents permission before procuring dead bodies

saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

lmaoalien:

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

 

sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

soudcloud:

soudcloud:

WHAT DID PEOPLE DO BEFORE GOOGLE 

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nosleeptilbrklyn:

pioneerman:

thebookofloveislong:

gengarsgastlytrombonesolo:

So this happened

I would marry whomever this man was… 

Troll masters of Texas.

Makes me happy to be from San Antonio.

vinebox:

windovvs95:

That’s not what I expected

lmao