Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because, you got everybody there. You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, JV jocks, Asian nerds…
All you need is love …
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever
fuck u i don’t do what u tell me
when you need to pee but there’s already someone using the toilet
i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
Bless the Sultan
The fact that that was the thing that pulled the Sultan out of his trance.
you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
Me when I fight enemies in video games.
Merry Unbirthday, to you all!
Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation
today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?